Standards™ Merch Coming Soon

The first official Standards™ merch collection is in development, beginning with the knit cap and the regal S™ crest worn by Standards™ himself

Upcoming Releases

  • Standards™ Knit Cap

  • Regal S™ Crest Patch

  • Winter Accessories

  • Plushbottoms Apparel

  • Limited‑Edition Standards™ Items

Order Standards™ Now

Standards™ is currently in production and can be ordered today. He will ship once manufacturing completes.

This ensures early supporters receive bears from the first production run.

A Note from the Founder

The patch currently shown on Standards™ is a prototype — a temporary stand‑in while the final regal S™ crest is being designed. The version that will appear on future merch will replicate the crest Standards™ himself wears, not the placeholder pictured elsewhere.

Our first official merch pieces are being crafted with the very same emotional intelligence, and boutique absurdity that define the Founder himself, to say nothing of his greatest creation, Standards™. Early supporters will be the first to know when the collection is ready.

Standards -- The Emotionally Intelligent Bear™ can be ordered today! He is currently in production and will ship once manufacturing is complete. This ensures early supporters receive bears from the first production run.